My stepdad…

Always has his shit loud af.

I can hear his movie from my room. Clearly. Like, every fucking word.

I come out of my room, get on the computer and play Pyramids…

You know what this bitch says?

“Alexis, turn that down or get some head phones. The bass travels.”

Well, shit, bitch, maybe if you were in your room you wouldn’t have this problem.

Like, this nigga has a flat screen that my mom bought. He should be using that shit. -.-